We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
We are currently active in 20 states and growing. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet’s natural life.
Their rivalry goes back for millennia. Their fight has shattered innumerable lives. Ladies and gentleman, it’s quite possibly the greatest clash of all human civilization, and you get to decide the winner. That’s right, it’s…
Sharks vs. Cats
If you’re brave enough for the challenge, then go forth and pledge your allegiance to either Team Sharks or Team Cats. Once you take your oath, your avatar be adorned with the creature of your choice, and you’ll be able to add posts to the Sharks vs. Cats Arena in support of your comrades.
I’m a fuckin shark, ya’ll.
Yep, I’m more of a cat person. Please add this to the list of a thousand reasons to love Tumblr.